When not to wear Skinny Jeans:
Monday, August 6th, 2007I have recently been bowled over by this skinny jean phenomenon. Some people hardly notice it, but it is happening. The dreaded baston of the olden days have resuscitated itself. But don’t go dumpster-diving into your mom and dad’s college wardrobe yet.
The new-era skinny jean is distinct from its puson-bearing, belly-button-level predecessor. Nobody wants everybody to know that one is about to have their period from the bulge of one’s lower belly.
It is low cut; hip-higging and ideally come in darker shades save for the ones that are ment only for day wear. It is preferred to have some feding done on them. Tattering them in manner of James Dean is risky business. Emroidery, bead-work, stitchwork and rhinestones are an excellent update; but never all present at the same time.
Do not, in any sircumstance, wear skinny jeans if you’re below 5′2" unless you have unnaturally thin and long legs. Go for a tight, straight-cut instead, long enough to cover down to your heels.
Do not wear skinny jeans if you have thunder thighs as this will emphasize the pear shape of your physique. Go for a boot-cut instead, i assure you, it will have the same effect as far as people seeing it is concerned. Keep away from the ones with fading on the thighs… ghastly result.
Do not wear skinny jeans if your butt is still yet to exist. If you have a malnourished behind keep your hands off any skinny jeans. But then if you simply simply must, buy a tastefully padded undergarment. There is no other way to look good in it for this category.
Do not wear skinny jeans if you are bow-legged or the reverse. SImply repulsive. Some fears are just not meant to be challenged. It would be a great tragedy, not everyone sees the equivalent of the apocalypse in their lifetime but no one relly looks forward to this. Stick with tight straight-cut ones if your case is not acute, or the ones that are crumpled at the bottom half.
This is well ment advise. Proceed at your own risk.
